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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

HOT a list of (DIRTY) tag words to draw traffic to the site SEX


Let it never be said I am above being a complete whore. Here we go:

Sexy hot women having sexy sex with each other

Free porn

Free money

Obama the anti-christ

Why is my   ...

Top ten reasons for hating Snooki

Will the world really end in 2012?

Craig's List+free

Can jesus microwave a burrito

zodiac

How to   ...

Get rich quick

Denzyl Washington

Really sexy children     (I know. But hey, the Internet is full of predators right? I'm fine with pedophiles stumbling upon this blog and staying for the completely awesome original content. But if you are a child predator, to follow me you have to announce yourself for what you are and/or cut off your genitals.)

Mayor Bloombito

Hurricane Irene

Chzburger

Anarchist cookbook

BOOBS

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Flaming Hot Firemen  (Haha. PUN.)

Venus Williams

PWN

free typing games (I would not have suspected this one.)

When will ...

photoshop

Facebook

Male lesbians

(your name)

and I am done/bored/hungry. Feel free to comment and add more terms. I'm going to go wash the smell of whore off me.




2 comments:

  1. I have had a lot of success with "exploding biceps" and "bacon boobs."

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  2. This is genius! I will borrow (steal) many of your ideas. :)

    ReplyDelete